21 Aug 2014

So why is it that pretty much all guys love strip clubs and strippers? — Truth… even guys who totally love their rock star girlfriends? Here’s the obvious answer: to look at some fantastic boobs that aren’t the boobs attached to the girlfriends they totally love.

“Amazing Boobies are Why Men Like Strippers!”


In a strip club, the physics of seduction are flipped. The real money for strippers isn’t dancing for dollars; that’s a preview of the main course. The real money comes when that strippers hits the bar and tries to get them to buy lap dances. And in these instances, men have the power to turn down hotties. It’s the only place where short, fat, balding guys can turn down statuesque, exotic beauties.

A special note to ladies with strippers poles at home for exercise purposes. While I know it must be a very empowering way to express your sexuality and burn off some calories, understand it doesn’t do much for the men in your lives, no matter how much we tell you we love it, we still prefer strippers. Role-playing is fun, almost mandatory, but one of the fundamental attractions of a strip club is the taboo of new boobies.

There are a lot of women who draw the line at their significant others frequenting strip clubs, why is beyond me. In fact, it’s the source of many arguments, especially when he stumbles home late, drunk, his lap sprinkled with glitter. And why shouldn’t women feel insecure about their man seeking out and paying for the attention of other women? Well, in their head its basically cheating, right? No bodily fluids are exchanged, but the intention is there, right? If you only knew why we go, you wouldn’t flip out, or worry, or insist you tag along to chaperone.

The reasons men are drawn to strip clubs the way piranhas are drawn to toes dangling in the Amazon are twofold. But first, it’s important to understand strip clubs exist to separate men from their money. Not some of their money. All of it. Men who forget this are the best possible customers for an establishment that’s in the business of selling fantasy, alcohol, and nothing more. Got it?

Men go to strip clubs to see boobies, and in some cases, hoo-ha. They go to hear the classics, like Dr.Dre and Nate Dog. They go to spend their money on expensive, watered down drinks and lap dances. Men’s faces during lap dances are portraits of pathetic, impotent want, not dissimilar to a dog’s desperate pant and furrowed brow as it waits for table scraps that never come. Mainly, the enduring appeal of strip clubs is this: It’s a place where regular men can reject beautiful women.

I’ve gone to strip clubs to be titillated, to enjoy the Big Lie, to drink and smoke and debauch. I love the fantasy of it, and happily tip the ladies with the bouncing ta-tas. On some occasions, I’ve taken the bait, and believed that Amethyst, Sparkles, or Candy Kane actually liked me, wanted me, and so I handed over twenty after twenty. In the past, when I frequented strip clubs often, I have to admit those were unhappy times in my life. I don’t seek them out so much anymore, but it’s always fun during the odd bender, while celebrating an old friend in town or a brief career victory or just “Tuesday,” to slip dollar bills into the thong of a strippers and sip a whiskey neat.

Come check out some of the nicest Boobies and Hoo-Has at the best Orange County Strip Clubs 007Showgirls andFlamingo Showgirls.

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